10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)