10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- The all-in play works everytime but once.