10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson