10 Random Poker Quotes

• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Poker is for loners.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm