10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain