10 Random Poker Quotes

• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A