10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."