10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.