10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.