10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."