10 Random Poker Quotes

• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.