10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.