10 Random Poker Quotes

• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is