10 Random Poker Quotes

• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters