10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.