10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.