10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• if u play for the thrill u are ill