10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is