10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977