10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.