10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-