10 Random Poker Quotes

• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• It's Free To Fold...
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm