10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.