10 Random Poker Quotes

• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!