10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow