10 Random Poker Quotes

• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow