10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"