10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.