10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• It's Free To Fold...
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.