10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Welcome to kicker school
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez