10 Random Poker Quotes

• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "No river, no fish."
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22