10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05