10 Random Poker Quotes

• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.