10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!