10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fook the floosh droo!
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Fold and live to fold again
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs