10 Random Poker Quotes

• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez