10 Random Poker Quotes

• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.