10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "No river, no fish."