10 Random Poker Quotes
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- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.