10 Random Poker Quotes

• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "No river, no fish."
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.