10 Random Poker Quotes

• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "No river, no fish."
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts