10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz