10 Random Poker Quotes

• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike