10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"