10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"