10 Random Poker Quotes

• Welcome to kicker school
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.