10 Random Poker Quotes

• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown