10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.