10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is