10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."